→ Clive and Travis being cuties



Who do you think I am?

Shield-maiden, mother, friend, warrior…is there anything Lagertha can’t do? 

VIKINGS MEME: [1/1] season season two
"Who can guess the plans and ways of the gods?"


Vikings Meme: Four Relationships [3/4]

Ragnar and his kids

Vikings: Season 3 Trailer



Vikings Name Meanings (1/?)

i wasn’t going to but i am too fucking mad so have the accurate meanings:

áslaug - bright, clean, godlike

lagertha - good job you actually got that one almost right hlaðgarður means “stacked fence” tho not lace work protection wtf

siggy - imma assume this is the old danish/old swedish spelling of signý, because those folks liked assimilation a lot. it means “she who is rejuvenated by victory”.

helga - i guess you couldn’t mess that one up (yes it means holy), good job

þórunn - i can’t even WHERE DO YOU GET THE WAVES FROM? this name means “she who thor loves”. i can’t even. “unnr” comes from the verb “unna” which means to love

kwenthrith - no comment i have no knowledge about old english

torvi - is this even a real name? there’s a male name torfi but i haven’t been able to dredge up a female name torvi anywhere.  closest thing i can find is torfhildur which is put together by the male name torfi and the female name hildur. torfi comes from the word torf which means, you guessed it, turf.

gyða - goddess. it’s derived from “goð”. it could also be a shortening of gyðríður. nowhere has this anything to do with beauty, though you could say about a beautiful woman that she is a gyða/gyðja

thyri - this is an old danish name which means “protected by thor”

gunnhild - jfc how hard can this be “gunn” is the battle part. hildr does have a secondary meaning of battle, but its first meaning is valkyrie. usually it just means woman. put together like this it means “battle-valkyrie, battle-woman”.

I looked these up, okay? This is all based on the research I could do.  

I appreciate the fucking “help” here. Actually, no, while I love the information, I don’t appreciate how you gave it to me tbh. I guess I’d actually appreciate this if you didn’t accuse me of “making up shit” and you didn’t act so fucking superior to me. 

Sorry I’m not a language expert like you, though, and I only used the sites I have at my disposal that are available to me. I looked up what I could, I researched where I could for hours on all the names, but since I didn’t do that correctly, I apologize. .

If they aren’t right, then sorry I guess? Though that’s not really on me because I legitimately didn’t make any of this up, I found these on multiple websites, from multiple sources. But thanks for acting like I’m a fucking liar? 

Thanks for the information. I’ll share it with my followers, but stop treating me like I’m lesser than you for not knowing this stuff off the top of my head, and using the name meaning websites and the other websites I could find these on. I’m not a “language student” like you, but guess fucking what I didn’t make it up so get off your high horse. 



The reasons to love the British Royal family never end

It’s like they’re in a sitcom.


Human Centipede: The Prequel


Human Centipede: The Prequel

inspired by (x)


Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)

How manipulative is Margaery? Is it all about playing the angles or is there like, some deep heart in there, too? What’s her motivation? (x)